I want to date a hot tattoo artist so I can get tattoos for suckin’ dick instead of cash. I think it’s a fair trade.
(via aintyohero)
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
(via diamondsanddust)
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
(Source: eltonherculesjohn, via seanskiee)
